Friday, October 24, 2014

It's just a jump to the left

Seen in a cardiologist's hospital dictation:



16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I missed the lecture about seeing into the future. Damn I wish I had that skill! I could get the winning lottery ticket and afford a mercedes!

Retired APRN said...

And then a step to the right.

Anonymous said...

He obviously doesn't need an AMA discounted Mercedes, because he drives an f-ing AWESOME DeLorean.

Gracie's Mom said...

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Anonymous said...

Ah, the esteemed Dr. Emmett Brown, Cardiologist.

Sandra P. said...

Cardiologists have time machines now? How handy!

Anonymous said...

I found myself in the same dilemma the other day, back to the future.

J said...

I am making an appointment so that I do not plan anything else on the day of my heart attack. I hate it when my schedule gets messed up.

Anonymous said...

"And then there was that house call I made on February 29, 2014."

Hattie said...

My first laugh of the day. Thank you, Doctor.

bluetoothbuddha said...

That saves him time when the patient comes back later. Just playing the numbers with a "repeat offender", is all there is to it.

I once answered a call in the wards when an elderly patient had passed away in her sleep at 3AM. And the nursing chart had her vital signs recorded till the end of their shift.

As I said, numbers.

Shellye said...

*LOL* That Delorean comment made me giggle uncontrollably!

Loren Pechtel said...

Bad doctor!

If he's got a DeLorean why is he simply treating patients rather than getting them into the cath lab before they have their heart attacks?!?!

Anonymous said...

Dr. Billy Pilgrim.

Anonymous said...

just hope the folks at medicare billing don't see it; otherwise this doc is fried!

Anonymous said...

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