Friday, October 24, 2014

It's just a jump to the left

Seen in a cardiologist's hospital dictation:



16 comments:

  1. I missed the lecture about seeing into the future. Damn I wish I had that skill! I could get the winning lottery ticket and afford a mercedes!

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  2. And then a step to the right.

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  3. He obviously doesn't need an AMA discounted Mercedes, because he drives an f-ing AWESOME DeLorean.

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  4. Ah, the esteemed Dr. Emmett Brown, Cardiologist.

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  5. Cardiologists have time machines now? How handy!

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  6. I found myself in the same dilemma the other day, back to the future.

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  7. I am making an appointment so that I do not plan anything else on the day of my heart attack. I hate it when my schedule gets messed up.

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  8. "And then there was that house call I made on February 29, 2014."

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  9. My first laugh of the day. Thank you, Doctor.

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  10. That saves him time when the patient comes back later. Just playing the numbers with a "repeat offender", is all there is to it.

    I once answered a call in the wards when an elderly patient had passed away in her sleep at 3AM. And the nursing chart had her vital signs recorded till the end of their shift.

    As I said, numbers.

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  11. *LOL* That Delorean comment made me giggle uncontrollably!

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  12. Bad doctor!

    If he's got a DeLorean why is he simply treating patients rather than getting them into the cath lab before they have their heart attacks?!?!

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  13. Dr. Billy Pilgrim.

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  14. just hope the folks at medicare billing don't see it; otherwise this doc is fried!

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  15. https://screen.yahoo.com/we-the-economy/inequality-4-wont-hurt-bit-191236331.html

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So wadda you think?