Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Frantic: "Hi! I really need to see a neurologist! All the ones at Massive ...

Did anyone else out there read "The Problem of Cell 13" by Jacques Futrelle? I'm assuming I'm not the only one, as it was ...

A long time ago, when I was first starting out, I worked at a hospital that had only one MRI-compatible ventilator. For my non-medical reade...

I'm with a patient when Mary wanders back. Mary: "Hey, Dr. Hypothec is on line two, he asked me to interrupt you." Dr. Grumpy:...

 

(or Autumn, if you're on that side of the planet). My favorite ode to spring, courtesy of the great Tom Lehrer: Spring is here Spring is...

 "What do you mean the drug doesn't work? We can't write that! Find a better way to say it!"

In honor of Pi Day, AKA Einstein's birthday...   Hi, this is Craig Grumpy. A few years back, you may remember, I worked at Local Grocery...

Look, calling my phone every 2 hours all weekend is NOT going to make your lab results come any faster.

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Dr. Hyper: "HI! THIS IS MIKE HYPER! I'M THE HOSPITALIST ON CALL OVER ...

My current hospital consult is apparently unable to finish any sentence without putting the word "diarrhea" into it somewhere.

 "I have insomnia, but it's only a problem when I'm trying to sleep."

Here's some things you guys have sent in that somehow made it into medical records. Just remember folks, somewhere out there your doctor...

 Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First off, we have this label from a home sander: Next is this, from the ins...