Sunday, February 18, 2024

Sunday afternoon

My current hospital consult is apparently unable to finish any sentence without putting the word "diarrhea" into it somewhere.

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  1. Sometimes you just need those extra couple of trochees to fill out your meter.

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  2. Never realized you did pediatric neurology.

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  3. That must have been one romantic marriage proposal.

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  4. You do know you only get paid the first time you say the secret word, right?

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    1. Yup, and when you get that car you tell ‘em Groucho sent ya!

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  5. Actually, my book was originally supposed to be called "Bridget Jones's Diarrhea," but someone at the publisher's misheard it and, by the time we realized the mistake, they'd already printed 50,000 copies.

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  6. Back in the day - 1975ish- when requesting a CT scan of the head you had mark where you thought the lesion was on a little image of a brain printed on the request form. Where would you mark the possible lesion site for this patient??

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  7. I learned in high school to avoid a run on sentences.

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  8. Triple the frequency, and it's like someone who went to Harvard.

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So wadda you think?