Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in.
First off, we have this label from a home sander:
Next is this, from the insanely long line for Radiator Springs Racers at Disneyland:
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| "That's tongue in cheek... I didn't mean it that way." |
In a tribute to capitalism, I have to respect the location of this cookie store:
Love these stupid ads. Here's a tip: don't try to sleep in the surf. Was this Harold Holt's idea?
Lastly, since we're on the subject of things to help you sleep, Netflix wants to play "one of these things is not like the others."
Oh, so THAT'S what they meant when they said that Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes? I was picturing...something else entirely.
ReplyDeleteWhat? They have legal pot in Washington, DC? That sure explains a whole lot, am I right, folks? (Rimshot.)
ReplyDeleteAre the cookies for when you get the munchies after the weed?
ReplyDeleteThey say "please" when they want you to breathe the lube into the tools usually, but then they completely forget their politeness when they want you to wear ear and eye protection. That's so typical.
ReplyDeleteThe best part is watching the dial slowly creep up to 15 or 16 and then suddenly drop down to 0 again.
ReplyDeleteAs part of Netflix's new revenue model, we're now including Hitler in all of our recommendations. You can upgrade to the Hitler-free plan for an additional $4.99 a month.
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