A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
"I have insomnia, but it's only a problem when I'm trying to sleep."
"So why not take a more positive attitude? Instead of concentrating on the 8 hours a day that it's a problem, concentrate on the 16 hours a day that it's not!"
"My college years were hell! Have you ever stayed awake through an entire lecture? Now imagine having to do that every day!"
"I went to the opera the other night, and I thought I was going to die."
"I'm in serious danger of getting fired from my job at the DMV."
A perfect example of the aphorism - “listen to the patient, (s)he’s telling you the diagnosis”!
Yes, a problem when you are trying to sleep. If you are trying to stay awake, the problem is narcolepsy.
What's the problem here? They have a hard time falling asleep but once they're asleep they sleep well enough.
Happens to me a lot. Can't fall sleep at night, but put me in a meeting and it's snooze-city!
So wadda you think?
"So why not take a more positive attitude? Instead of concentrating on the 8 hours a day that it's a problem, concentrate on the 16 hours a day that it's not!"
ReplyDelete"My college years were hell! Have you ever stayed awake through an entire lecture? Now imagine having to do that every day!"
ReplyDelete"I went to the opera the other night, and I thought I was going to die."
ReplyDelete"I'm in serious danger of getting fired from my job at the DMV."
ReplyDeleteA perfect example of the aphorism - “listen to the patient, (s)he’s telling you the diagnosis”!
ReplyDeleteYes, a problem when you are trying to sleep. If you are trying to stay awake, the problem is narcolepsy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the problem here? They have a hard time falling asleep but once they're asleep they sleep well enough.
ReplyDeleteHappens to me a lot. Can't fall sleep at night, but put me in a meeting and it's snooze-city!
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