Doctor Grumpy in the House

My 11:00 patient, while we were talking at my desk, took cans of Red Bull and beer from his backpack, mixed them together in an empty water ...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Ms. Simon-Bond: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy... there's a dead cat on my back pati...

EHR (or EMR) is the generic name given to the various medical chart systems that have been crammed down our throats. Most are worthless. T...

Demented Church Lady: "I can't believe you and my kids won't let me drive! All of you are going to hell for this!" Dr. Gru...

 If this guy doesn't stop saying "I don't know, you know?" I may have to throttle him.

"Some of it's magic, Some of it's tragic, But I had a good life all the way."   Goodbye, Jimmy. Thank you.

 1:00 patient called me a "Pinko Jew." What a country.

Your hero, Dr. Grumpy, is (along with a lot of other docs) certified by the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology (ABPN). You can be ce...

My 11:00 brought a friend to the visit, who was silent for most of it. Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, Annie will get your tests set up... do you ha...

  Thank you, Mike!

Seen in a chart:   Thank you, Mike!

“Hi, I keep calling and getting a message that your office is closed, and am kind of confused because on Friday the message said it was open...

My 10:30 came in because when she hears running water she has to pee, and she read online that this means she has a brain tumor.

Last week, for less-than-relaxing reasons, I had to do quite a bit of flying. So I read a lot of P.G. Wodehouse, which is my eternal go-to f...