"So I can go to hell and spend eternity with my friends and family, as well as most of the great artists and thinkers from throughout history, or I can go to heaven and spend eternity with you. Tough choice."
I should warn you, however, that, unlike Paradise, there's no Heinz 57 sauce here and all our cheeseburgers come with beets. We got the idea from Australia.
I should warn you, however, that he's not going to do "Margaritaville" or "Fins" or any of those other songs. Instead it's going to be three hours of Air Supply covers.
I should warn you, however, that every other single person at the show has a big beer in one hand that they're going to spill half of all over you when they bump into you. In the other hand they all have selfie sticks.
Thank you for taking her license away. From someone whose grandfather was not made to surrender his license until he led the local police on a high-speed chase without noticing until he got home.
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ReplyDeleteHa!Ha!
Ha!Ha!Ha!
You nailed it, Grump.
"So I can go to hell and spend eternity with my friends and family, as well as most of the great artists and thinkers from throughout history, or I can go to heaven and spend eternity with you. Tough choice."
ReplyDeleteI should warn you, however, that, unlike Paradise, there's no Heinz 57 sauce here and all our cheeseburgers come with beets. We got the idea from Australia.
ReplyDeleteOOOOH! Ooo! you! That's just evil!
DeleteOh, wait...
Why did this quote from Christopher Marlowe’s Dr Faustus immediately pop into my head “ Why this is hell, nor am I out of it”?
ReplyDeleteI should warn you, however, that he's not going to do "Margaritaville" or "Fins" or any of those other songs. Instead it's going to be three hours of Air Supply covers.
ReplyDeleteI should warn you, however, that every other single person at the show has a big beer in one hand that they're going to spill half of all over you when they bump into you. In the other hand they all have selfie sticks.
ReplyDeleteThank you for taking her license away. From someone whose grandfather was not made to surrender his license until he led the local police on a high-speed chase without noticing until he got home.
ReplyDeleteWhy Jimmy Buffet? Why not Keith Richards? Oh. I forgot one of them ain’t in the building.
ReplyDeleteProud of yourself much?
ReplyDeleteHeh. You darned well should be!