Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Monday, August 28, 2023

Hard at work

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Your hero, Dr. Grumpy, is (along with a lot of other docs) certified by the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology (ABPN). You can be ce...
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Monday, August 21, 2023

Show and tell

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My 11:00 brought a friend to the visit, who was silent for most of it. Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, Annie will get your tests set up... do you ha...
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Monday, August 14, 2023

My dementia patients at work

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  Thank you, Mike!
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Friday, August 11, 2023

Cephalopoda

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Seen in a chart:   Thank you, Mike!
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Monday, August 7, 2023

Saturday morning voicemail

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“Hi, I keep calling and getting a message that your office is closed, and am kind of confused because on Friday the message said it was open...
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Thursday, August 3, 2023

Fun with Google

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My 10:30 came in because when she hears running water she has to pee, and she read online that this means she has a brain tumor.
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Monday, July 31, 2023

Air time

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Last week, for less-than-relaxing reasons, I had to do quite a bit of flying. So I read a lot of P.G. Wodehouse, which is my eternal go-to f...
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Monday, July 17, 2023

Back after a few weeks

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So going to just put up some random pics you guys sent in, and stuff I saw on my trip.  This fan mail was posted at a local burger place:   ...
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Monday, June 26, 2023

Next!

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Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, thank you for coming in today. I'm Dr. Grumpy. Have a seat." Mr. Leon: "Hello." Dr. Grumpy: "L...
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Monday, June 19, 2023

Surveys

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As many of you know, occasionally I'll do online marketing surveys as a side job.   Sometimes they'll ask if I know another...
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Monday, June 12, 2023

Life is a highway

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So, although my academic goal of medicine was to get through my career unpublished ( which didn't quite happen ), I still occasionally g...
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Monday, June 5, 2023

Weekend On Call

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On Friday I admitted a lady who fainted at the store. After talking to her I wrote "seizure unlikely" in my impression and wanted ...
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Monday, May 29, 2023

For this we invented the internet

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An email saying you are about to get more email. Thank you, Mike!
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Monday, May 22, 2023

Life in these United States

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Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Hatt: "Hi, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary: ...
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