Doctor Grumpy in the House

Last week, for less-than-relaxing reasons, I had to do quite a bit of flying. So I read a lot of P.G. Wodehouse, which is my eternal go-to f...

So going to just put up some random pics you guys sent in, and stuff I saw on my trip.  This fan mail was posted at a local burger place:   ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, thank you for coming in today. I'm Dr. Grumpy. Have a seat." Mr. Leon: "Hello." Dr. Grumpy: "L...

As many of you know, occasionally I'll do online marketing surveys as a side job.   Sometimes they'll ask if I know another...

So, although my academic goal of medicine was to get through my career unpublished ( which didn't quite happen ), I still occasionally g...

On Friday I admitted a lady who fainted at the store. After talking to her I wrote "seizure unlikely" in my impression and wanted ...

An email saying you are about to get more email. Thank you, Mike!

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Hatt: "Hi, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary: &quo...

Craig and his team are at an out-of-state competition, representing Big State University. The other night I was dozing off when he texted me.  

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call." Mr. Ink: "Hi, I'm Mike Ink. I have some extra rooms at my place and w...

 

Following our first year of medical school, my roommate Enzyme and I returned to our home states for the summer. He (of course) found a girl...

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, so did the medication make a difference?" Mrs. Timex: "Sort of, it..." phone beeps, patient looks at ...

Phone rings Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Brush: "Hi, this... Brush... appointment... won't be able...