Doctor Grumpy in the House

An email saying you are about to get more email. Thank you, Mike!

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Hatt: "Hi, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary: &quo...

Craig and his team are at an out-of-state competition, representing Big State University. The other night I was dozing off when he texted me.  

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call." Mr. Ink: "Hi, I'm Mike Ink. I have some extra rooms at my place and w...

 

Following our first year of medical school, my roommate Enzyme and I returned to our home states for the summer. He (of course) found a girl...

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, so did the medication make a difference?" Mrs. Timex: "Sort of, it..." phone beeps, patient looks at ...

Phone rings Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Brush: "Hi, this... Brush... appointment... won't be able...

Dr. Grumpy: "I didn't get that report... I'll try to track it down. Did they tell you what the MRI showed?" Mr. Daniels: &...

"Hi, this is Sara Phone. Your nurse called the other day and asked me to call back or leave a message on how I'm doing, so I am, th...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in.   First we have this festive jewelry for the holiday season. Because nothing ...

An attorney I've worked with called late Friday morning. A demented homeless patient had been found living in a culvert, completely diso...

I ordered a cheap pedometer last week after my old one broke. This was the product description.    

Dr. Grumpy: "So what's going on?" Dr. Aristotle: "I'm worried about my wife's thinking." Lady Aristotle: &qu...