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(not responsible for injury due to foreign material in baked goods or cardiovascular disease due to inadequate exercise from malfunctioning product)
You are probably not aware that an iPhone app can measure your steps, eliminating the need for a pedometer, saving your money which you can spend down at the bakery on your own
I like the line which seems to state that the dimensions of it depend on who is holding it. Is it like little ol' 5 foot me (and getting shorter by the year) so that anyone as tall as my son 5'8' seems like a giant and conversely getting taller every year? Like if a leprechaun was holding it would it seem larger, or if the Jolly Green Giant holds it, it seems smaller?
I dread to think how the package insert would read if the company also made disposable speculums. (Or should that be specula…)
ReplyDeleteIt's the conga line cake method.
ReplyDeleteBuy the Ronco Pedometer (As seen on TV!)! It slices, it dices, it counts your steps. It even Bakes and Decorates your Birthday Cakes!!!!! Call 1-888-555-CAKE to get your Ronco Pedometer TODAY!!!! Only 9 equal payments of $5.59. Supplies are limited, so CALL NOW!
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"Mommy, when do I get my birthday cake?"
ReplyDelete"It's not ready yet. Now go back to the party and tell your friends they need to do 10,000 more steps."
"Why does this cake taste like farts?"
ReplyDeleteSide hustle
ReplyDeleteWhy does this cake have a Nike swoosh on it?
ReplyDeleteCutting and pasting gone wrong. Either that or very bad translation software.
ReplyDeleteIt's a cakewalk.
ReplyDeleteYou are probably not aware that an iPhone app can measure your steps, eliminating the need for a pedometer, saving your money which you can spend down at the bakery on your own
ReplyDeleteIf the recipe was for wine, I could understand the cross reference....
ReplyDeleteI like the line which seems to state that the dimensions of it depend on who is holding it. Is it like little ol' 5 foot me (and getting shorter by the year) so that anyone as tall as my son 5'8' seems like a giant and conversely getting taller every year? Like if a leprechaun was holding it would it seem larger, or if the Jolly Green Giant holds it, it seems smaller?
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