Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "I didn't get that report... I'll try to track it down. Did they tell you what the MRI showed?" Mr. Daniels: &...

"Hi, this is Sara Phone. Your nurse called the other day and asked me to call back or leave a message on how I'm doing, so I am, th...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in.   First we have this festive jewelry for the holiday season. Because nothing ...

An attorney I've worked with called late Friday morning. A demented homeless patient had been found living in a culvert, completely diso...

I ordered a cheap pedometer last week after my old one broke. This was the product description.    

Dr. Grumpy: "So what's going on?" Dr. Aristotle: "I'm worried about my wife's thinking." Lady Aristotle: &qu...

As my regular readers know, I moonlight as a consultant for various medical market research companies. It's a thankless job, but somebo...

I have no idea what this was supposed to say.    

Ms. Crouton: "Hello?" Annie: "Hi, this is Annie, with Dr. Grumpy's office. I'm still working on getting your medicati...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?" Ms. Dna: "Cancer, high blood pressure, type-2 diabetes... wait, do you ...

But, until then, I'm again sharing my favorite Christmas song.  

Today's post is written to express my admiration for another local neurologist, Dr. I. V. Leeg, for his remarkable dedication to princip...

Doing some reading over the weekend, and came across this pic. I'm opening up the floor for caption ideas. Mine is under it.   “Pinch me...

Found this at Goodwill. I can only assume someone in OB/GYN marketing was trying to think outside of the pens & post-it notes box.