You wake up in the morning and it's itching and burning You ask your doctor please this is very concerning You want to have sex but you don't feel like you can So you get a prescription for Diflucan You gotta fight for your right to PAAARRRRR-TY!
Fluconazole 150 mg capsules is available in the UK for the usual itchy reason without prescription. Presumably a CD of John Cage’s 4’ 33” could be used to advertise it over here. (Clue - It’s four minutes 33 seconds of silence).
Guilty. When I was running the Aveeno business in the 80s, we did several CDs (or maybe it was tapes) for the dermatology meetings. They went fast. Not as fast as the rubber duckys, but they were popular. Pretty much like this example- a good selection of classical stuff, easy listening for the late night OR gig, no advertising beyond brought to you by Aveeno on the label.
Can't find fault with the playlist, but with the caveat that NEVER have I thought of yeast infections when listening to these selections.
ReplyDeleteEine Kleine Nachtdischarge
ReplyDeleteNo Barry White?
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ReplyDeleteLynyrd Skynyrd classic "That Smell"
I cracked up @ Old RPh!!!
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ReplyDeleteThe song missing from the playlist is one by Tony Orlando and Dawn....
Oh Candida!
I will see myself out now.
What about "Cat Scratch Fever?"
ReplyDelete"Cure for the Itch" by Linkin Park?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Grump. I'm a blues man myself.
ReplyDeleteCreative marketing.
ReplyDeleteWhy classical and not, say, some nice Israeli psychedelic electronic trance music?
ReplyDeleteHad to work in the days before Covid to make money, apparently not so anymore but back then things were different
ReplyDeleteGotta agree with Stacey - I never heard "Candida" without thinking of yeast infections.
ReplyDeleteYou wake up in the morning and it's itching and burning
ReplyDeleteYou ask your doctor please this is very concerning
You want to have sex but you don't feel like you can
So you get a prescription for Diflucan
You gotta fight for your right to
PAAARRRRR-TY!
Fluconazole 150 mg capsules is available in the UK for the usual itchy reason without prescription. Presumably a CD of John Cage’s 4’ 33” could be used to advertise it over here. (Clue - It’s four minutes 33 seconds of silence).
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ReplyDeleteIsn't Bolero more appropriate than some of those?
Guilty. When I was running the Aveeno business in the 80s, we did several CDs (or maybe it was tapes) for the dermatology meetings. They went fast. Not as fast as the rubber duckys, but they were popular. Pretty much like this example- a good selection of classical stuff, easy listening for the late night OR gig, no advertising beyond brought to you by Aveeno on the label.
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