A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Doing some reading over the weekend, and came across this pic. I'm opening up the floor for caption ideas. Mine is under it.
“Pinch me again and you’ll need dental work”
“You can't block lymphocyte migration by just squeezing them…”
"It's a classical music playlist. Never mind where I got it."
"No, I don't have any KLeenex. You'll just have to hold on to that booger until the coffee break."
"What else did they say the session on the Vulcan nerve pinch?"
"I sympathize with your problem, but I don't think those pills they advertise in spam emails do anything."
"Steve... what are you doing with your other hand?"
They expect me to use that type of percussion hammer....
I don't care what you think, he who smelt it dealt it.
"I don't know whose pubic hair that is, but it's definitely not mine."
"No, I'm not trading you any of my imaginary coke for a hit from your imaginary joint."
"Okay, so once you've located the clitoris, the next thing you do is..."
"Okay, so I put a pinch of Skoal between my cheek and gum. Then what do I do?"
"That ring was right here, where I'm pointing, and now you're wearing one that looks JUST like it. Do I need to go on?"
So wadda you think?
“You can't block lymphocyte migration by just squeezing them…”
ReplyDelete"It's a classical music playlist. Never mind where I got it."
ReplyDelete"No, I don't have any KLeenex. You'll just have to hold on to that booger until the coffee break."
ReplyDelete"What else did they say the session on the Vulcan nerve pinch?"
ReplyDelete"I sympathize with your problem, but I don't think those pills they advertise in spam emails do anything."
ReplyDelete"Steve... what are you doing with your other hand?"
ReplyDeleteThey expect me to use that type of percussion hammer....
ReplyDeleteI don't care what you think, he who smelt it dealt it.
ReplyDelete"I don't know whose pubic hair that is, but it's definitely not mine."
ReplyDelete"No, I'm not trading you any of my imaginary coke for a hit from your imaginary joint."
ReplyDelete"Okay, so once you've located the clitoris, the next thing you do is..."
ReplyDelete"Okay, so I put a pinch of Skoal between my cheek and gum. Then what do I do?"
ReplyDelete"That ring was right here, where I'm pointing, and now you're wearing one that looks JUST like it. Do I need to go on?"
ReplyDelete