Doctor Grumpy in the House

As my regular readers know, I moonlight as a consultant for various medical market research companies. It's a thankless job, but somebo...

I have no idea what this was supposed to say.    

Ms. Crouton: "Hello?" Annie: "Hi, this is Annie, with Dr. Grumpy's office. I'm still working on getting your medicati...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?" Ms. Dna: "Cancer, high blood pressure, type-2 diabetes... wait, do you ...

But, until then, I'm again sharing my favorite Christmas song.  

Today's post is written to express my admiration for another local neurologist, Dr. I. V. Leeg, for his remarkable dedication to princip...

Doing some reading over the weekend, and came across this pic. I'm opening up the floor for caption ideas. Mine is under it.   “Pinch me...

Found this at Goodwill. I can only assume someone in OB/GYN marketing was trying to think outside of the pens & post-it notes box.

 Seen in a chart:

Time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. Here we have an ad for a healthcare supply manufacturer. Let's face it, if your...

Dr. Grumpy: "How are you doing?" Ms. Random: "The morning is a complete loss so far. Truck empty. Overdoing it. Couldn't ...

Mr. Galliform: "Annie asked me to type up my concerns and bring them in before my wife's visit." Hands me a paper. Dr. Grumpy:...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?" Ms. Golconda: "No." Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of work do you do? Or...

Reader Alan K., from Israel, says his local grocery store recently had some issues with their "translate to English" website featu...