Monday, October 17, 2022

Occupation

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Ms. Golconda: "No."

Dr. Grumpy: "What kind of work do you do? Or are you retired?"

Ms. Golconda: "I'm a kept woman. And I'm very good at it."

11 comments:

  1. I guess the only good part of this was she didn't go into what skills she uses to maintain her kept woman status.

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  2. BedÅ™ich FuzzybankOctober 18, 2022 at 11:15 AM

    "Although, as a taxpayer, you may know me as 'Special Assistant to the Mayor.'"

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  3. "In fact, I'm so successful, I'm thinking of franchising."

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  4. "In fact, I'm so successful, I'm having an IPO next week."

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  5. I think she was interviewing for a new position. Bed rich Cynicism is best served cold, bravo sir.

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  6. She might be on to something there. This self supporting job is tough- I started to say hard but figured I was leaving myself open to all kinds of comments������

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  7. Golconda - I appreciate the trip to the dictionary! My new word for the day

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