Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?" Mr. Protist: "Um... I got really sick once from amoebic dysentery. Does th...

Annie: “Dr. Grumpy’s office, this is Annie.” Ms. X: “Hi, I was wondering if I could talk to Dr. Grumpy, I have a medication question?” Annie...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First, from the Guardian Angle Department: Next is this lodging establishment...

This is the launching of the aircraft carrier HMS Queen Elizabeth, July, 2014. Photo credit AP   This is the launching of the battleship HMS...

 

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call." Debbie: "Hi, it's Debbie, Dr. Nerve's office manager. Are you goi...

Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?" Mr. Bedsheet: "My wife says I kick in my sleep." Lady Bedsheet: "He does! Abou...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary" Ms. Cricetinae: "Hi, um, can Dr. Grumpy work me up for fur, I mean hair, loss, ...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a call." Mrs. Cartography: "Hi, I'm sorry to bother you on a weekend, but I...

Going through some old emails over the weekend, I found this one to my office staff. I wrote it roughly 10 years ago, during a family trip t...

 Seen in a chart:

Pissy and I are talking to a drug rep. "So, doctors, this nasal spray contains batsonshazam, that can be used emergently to stop a seiz...

So today, me, and pretty much every doctor, veterinarian, nurse practitioner, and pharmacist in the country got this email: Apparently the f...

I take my 11:30 patient back to my office. Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Don, have a seat. How are you doing?" Mr. Epazil: "Sorry if I'...