Pissy and I are talking to a drug rep.
"So, doctors, this nasal spray contains batsonshazam, that can be used emergently to stop a seizure, or attack of seizures. It comes 2 units in a box, which is convenient, as it allows patients to keep one at home and one at work, or one in the car, so they can even use it if they have a seizure and lose consciousness while driving."
"And these days, more than ever, it's important to keep up your Uber rating."
ReplyDelete"Which might cause you to miss an important scene in the movie you're watching on your phone."
ReplyDelete"And, honestly, what's the point of driving on shrooms if you're not even going to be awake to enjoy it?"
ReplyDelete"And then, after they've pulled your lifeless body out of the wreckage, everyone will know that your car radio was tuned to an adult contemporary station. Wouldn't you do anything to avoid that?"
ReplyDeleteJust remember which cupholder it's in, so you don't confuse it with your Diet Coke.
ReplyDeleteStupid people need to have jobs too. I would have asked him about every dangerous activity I could think of. From knife juggling to sky diving, tight rope walking over the grand canyon.
ReplyDelete"Or, with this handy face strap, you can keep one in your nose at all times for maximum convenience. We have left- and right-nostril versions."
ReplyDeleteGive me the YouTube link I’d like to see the video on exactly how this works while driving
ReplyDeleteAh, so its perfect for self ministration during simulated seizures then?
ReplyDeletePacker, just search for Wham Bam Teslacam (they had to rename the channel to avoid defamation suits from the company).
ReplyDeleteI love the concept of a little harness that would keep one attached to your nose at all times because you never can tell!
ReplyDelete"Since you may not be able to reach over and insert it into your nostril in time, we offer this rubber hose to keep it connected at all times. We call it the 'Welcome Back, Kotter.'"
ReplyDeleteI thought that Elon Musk guy was all about free speech?
ReplyDeleteI am sure there is car app that will administer it to you as soon as it senses that you are seizing... it is on the drop down menu after "lane departure warning"
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