Doctor Grumpy in the House

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Dr. Grumpy: "How's your floral business doing?" Mrs. Dixon: "I had to close down... The pandemic just wiped it out."...

Mr. Fatherly: "It was really stressful 3 months ago, because my son and his fiancée moved in with me." Dr. Grumpy: "How are...

Dr. Grumpy: "Has the medication helped?" Mr. Son: "I think mom is doing okay with it, and the staff at the Alzheimer's ho...

Guy comes into office, Mary slides open her window. Mary: "Hi, you have a 1:00 appointment? Okay. Can I make a copy of your insurance c...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Lacune: "Hi, thish ish Dave Lacune, you shaw me at the hoshpital a fe...

 

Dr. Grumpy: "Let's see... At your last visit I prescribed Flipazol. Did that help?" Ms. Webb: "No, it didn't do anyth...

In the early 1970's, my mom was found to have breast cancer. I was too young at the time to really understand it, and fortunately she...

 Okay, time to put up some stuff you guys have sent in. First is this pizza place. I can only assume the owner isn't familiar with idiom...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you drive?" Mr. Safety: "Oh, hell no. My seizures have been so unpredictable that I've given it up."...

She was 19, here for migraines. She was nervous, had never been to a neurologist before, and her mother was along for emotional support. We ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Frantic: "Hi, I have an urgent issue and need to get in RIGHT AWAY!"...

From an internist who apparently believes in "brevity is the soul of wit."     You  just know he billed this as a high-level visit...