Okay, time to put up some stuff you guys have sent in.
First is this pizza place. I can only assume the owner isn't familiar with idioms. Either that or he's trying to keep the place empty.
Next, from the "nudge nudge, wink wink" department:
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One reader wants to know why the Slurpee looks like the poop emoji.
Another says this beauty salon couldn't look more disreputable if it tried:
And lastly, a reader says he ordered a brisket sandwich with onions, and wished they'd abbreviated it differently.
At least this is better than Gordon Ramsay's previous attempt at a restaurant name of Foxtrot Oscar...
ReplyDeletehttps://www.gordonramsayrestaurants.com/street-pizza/bread-street-kitchen/
What am I missing about the abbreviation?
ReplyDeleteBris is the Jewish ceremony where a baby is circumcised.
DeleteThe Street Pizza cafe was started during the pandemic to enable customers to social distance. I believe it's in NY
ReplyDeleteThe idea being to make the baby cry even more?
ReplyDeleteNail is in the eye of the beholder.
ReplyDeleteAre they rhinestone cowboys?
ReplyDeleteThe choice of a new defecation.
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing. Try the bris with sriracha.
ReplyDeleteGuiliani once did a press conference in front of that nail place.
ReplyDeleteWhen you start to smell the onions cooking, you know that your space laser has cut all the way through the foreskin and it's time to stop.
ReplyDeleteAll very confusing.
ReplyDeleteHelpless hapless guffawing ... the kind where it's the only sound in the study lounge where I'm supposed to be finishing a C.E. on rheumatoid arthritis since I checked out a study room in an effort to complete required W.B.Ts on bedbugs, workplace bullying, fire safety, and HIPAA compliance by Friday ... and doing everything I can to get to that frenzied mental plateau of "I learn better under pressure".
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