Doctor Grumpy in the House

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Frantic: "Hi, I have an urgent issue and need to get in RIGHT AWAY!"...

From an internist who apparently believes in "brevity is the soul of wit."     You  just know he billed this as a high-level visit...

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, then let's try increasing the dose of Flurpizol to 2 pills each night." Mr. Martin: "That's what A...

Saw this ad in a journal a while back. It was, I believe, for a back pain treatment. Though I can also see it being used for a martial arts ...

“Sorry if my speech is slurred, doc. I was really nervous about the appointment so I took 2 Vicodin and some marijuana gummies while I was d...

Dr. Grumpy: "What medications have you tried for this?" Mr. Teen: "They... I'm sorry, my mom wrote them all down and I le...

Hi, it's Craig, reporting from Local Grocery. On Friday night I was doing the usual pre-closing routine in the bakery, sweeping up crumb...

Dr. Grumpy: "What brings you in to see me, sir?" Mr. Fishbone: "You don't already know?" Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, no, w...

  Thank you, S!

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. What's going on here?" Mrs. Nine-Iron: "Well, we were on the 15th hole when suddenly...

This is Craig. My summer job hunt (also known as the ongoing 2020 college Spring Break), resulted in me working at a bakery. Okay, not a rea...

The staff and Dr. Pissy were having lunch the other day, when I made the mistake of wandering up front to use the copy machine. As I copied ...

Local hospital, like every hospital, has an overhead public address system to page doctors, announce emergencies, and inform visitors of fla...

My reader, Mike, sent this in, and says this fine establishment recently opened up near his office. Thank you, Mike!