"Well, what's the problem," asked Bo (Beauregard) Jeff (Jefferson) Jones, West Nothereplease, Alabama town councilman.Jones was difficult to understand as he had not put his uppers in.
"Oh S4it," said Brenda Nononsense, a Nurse Practitioner at the Nothereplease Urgent Care facility.
"Welcome to the drive-thru. May I take your order?" "Yes, I'd like a 2014 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a 2012 Griotte-Chambertin, and a half bottle of the 2017 Chateau d'Yquem. And a jeroboam of Veuve Clicquot." "Very good. Will that be all?" "You know what? Throw in a pack of Marlboro Lights, and three Heckler and Koch G-36s. And five cases of ammo for them."
I'm reminded of another all-purpose establishment's sign I saw in one of my travels through the South: "Night Crawlers, Fireworks, and Video Games." No drive-through service, though.
I don't know why anyone would assume this sign was in the South, when it could easily be close to Chicago.Or LA. Or any number of places north of the Mason Dixon line. I wish there was one in my state. It's so convenient.
Jinotega a person of high caliber taste. Amusing comments, but I started seeing these billboards on I 95 just below DC on my drive to Gatorland for recent family vacation/reunion outside Orlando. The new Burmese Python exhibit is to die for. Grumpy could you give the gps coordinate in the future.
"Well, what's the problem," asked Bo (Beauregard) Jeff (Jefferson) Jones, West Nothereplease, Alabama town councilman.Jones was difficult to understand as he had not put his uppers in.
ReplyDelete"Oh S4it," said Brenda Nononsense, a Nurse Practitioner at the Nothereplease Urgent Care facility.
What's this!?!?!? No bait or fishing tackle? This store's not worth stopping at.
ReplyDelete"Welcome to the drive-thru. May I take your order?"
ReplyDelete"Yes, I'd like a 2014 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a 2012 Griotte-Chambertin, and a half bottle of the 2017 Chateau d'Yquem. And a jeroboam of Veuve Clicquot."
"Very good. Will that be all?"
"You know what? Throw in a pack of Marlboro Lights, and three Heckler and Koch G-36s. And five cases of ammo for them."
"Pardon me, but do they also carry Grey Poupon?"
ReplyDeleteATF always *should* have been a convenience store...
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of another all-purpose establishment's sign I saw in one of my travels through the South: "Night Crawlers, Fireworks, and Video Games." No drive-through service, though.
ReplyDeleteOh thank heaven for .357 Eleven.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why anyone would assume this sign was in the South, when it could easily be close to Chicago.Or LA. Or any number of places north of the Mason Dixon line. I wish there was one in my state. It's so convenient.
ReplyDeleteJinotega a person of high caliber taste. Amusing comments, but I started seeing these billboards on I 95 just below DC on my drive to Gatorland for recent family vacation/reunion outside Orlando. The new Burmese Python exhibit is to die for. Grumpy could you give the gps coordinate in the future.
ReplyDeleteFinally, the ATF opens a convenience store!
ReplyDeleteBut the real money comes with their markup on first aid kits.
ReplyDeletePLEASE tell me they sell gift cards. All my Christmas shopping done in one stop! (Maybe even open 24 hours?)
ReplyDeletePure genius! My doctor friend's brother owns three party stores. Swap out ammo for Lotto, and that's him.
ReplyDeleteFriend's biggest regret is not going into the booze/lotto/smokes business. His brother makes more money and gets more vacation time. Lol
He's got Ammo?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteROAD TRIP!!!!!
Omg I know where this is! It's actually in scottsdale AZ
ReplyDeleteThey're missing fireworks.
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