Doctor Grumpy in the House

“Sorry if my speech is slurred, doc. I was really nervous about the appointment so I took 2 Vicodin and some marijuana gummies while I was d...

Dr. Grumpy: "What medications have you tried for this?" Mr. Teen: "They... I'm sorry, my mom wrote them all down and I le...

Hi, it's Craig, reporting from Local Grocery. On Friday night I was doing the usual pre-closing routine in the bakery, sweeping up crumb...

Dr. Grumpy: "What brings you in to see me, sir?" Mr. Fishbone: "You don't already know?" Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, no, w...

  Thank you, S!

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. What's going on here?" Mrs. Nine-Iron: "Well, we were on the 15th hole when suddenly...

This is Craig. My summer job hunt (also known as the ongoing 2020 college Spring Break), resulted in me working at a bakery. Okay, not a rea...

The staff and Dr. Pissy were having lunch the other day, when I made the mistake of wandering up front to use the copy machine. As I copied ...

Local hospital, like every hospital, has an overhead public address system to page doctors, announce emergencies, and inform visitors of fla...

My reader, Mike, sent this in, and says this fine establishment recently opened up near his office. Thank you, Mike!

 Here's some items that I've recently encountered in medical charts.   First, from the "she looks good for her age" catego...

This is Frank. As you guys know, for a little over a year I've been working as a courtesy clerk at Local Grocery, bagging purchases, col...

After a drug comes to market, a lot can still go wrong. Even though it's been carefully tested, there are sometimes side effects, possib...

Growing up we were in a group of 3 families that did a lot together. Vacations, holidays, barbecues... the usual. Inevitably, this sort of t...