Doctor Grumpy in the House

Several years ago I posted about Local Hospital's bizarre "washing your hands entertainment system," where the soap dispenser...

 This picture is:   A. The new ad campaign for Dove "it's 1/4 moisturizing cream" soap. B. "Phantom of the Opera II- The ...

"Hi, this is Mr. Foggy. I need to cancel my appointment with Dr. Grumpy for this week. It's, uh, one of the days this week. Actuall...

One of my longstanding patients, Mrs. Laugh, came in this week.   Dr. Grumpy: "How are you doing?" Mrs. Laugh: "Fine. You ...

This is Mrs. Grumpy. So many of you have returned to Douglas C. Kenney Elementary School these days. It certainly keeps me busier, as your ...

Journal headline writers apparently are now paid by the word:

 Logging into the pharmacy prescription portal to do refills this morning, I was greeted by this:       So, being the kind of doctor (I hope...

I recently didst endorse myself for an online continueth education lecture series, and amongst the linguistic choices there wast thine follo...

    Back in the old days, before every phone had a GPS system and Siri to boss you around, we used an aging GPS gadget we named Bib (for &qu...

My regular readers know that I'm not a member of any organizations, nor do I have a particularly high opinion of them . It was Groucho M...

 Seen on a new patient information form:

Dr. Grumpy: "Have you had any surgeries?" Mr. Chole: "I had my gallbladder out." Mrs. Chole: "Wait, I thought I was...

 

Hi, it's Frank, reporting from Local Grocery. Since my dorm is closed and I'm doing college online, I've kept my job bagging gro...