Doctor Grumpy in the House

This fellow was being handed out at the recent immunology meetings. Thank you, M!

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, so I'll have Annie set up the MRI for you, and then..." Ms. Dixon: "What do you think it will show?...

Seen in a chart:

Mary: "Hello, this is Mary from Dr. Grumpy's office. I wanted to confirm Mr. Lumbar's appointment tomorrow with Dr. Grumpy....

May 7, 1915 Today in history, in a factoid well known to school children, the R.M.S. Lusitania was sunk by a German submarine with ...

"I was in the ER last weekend for a seizure. They said my Dilantin level was 8. Or maybe it was 18, or 28. I don't know, it was a n...

Garlic, like a lot of old dogs, is covered with random lumps, bumps, and warts. This past weekend Craig was having a party (actually, Crai...

I was on call for the weekend, so Sunday night had the usual check-out call with Dr. Cortex: Dr. Cortex: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy:...

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have those labs done?" Mr. Siphonaptera: "Hell no. I walked out of the lab. They treated me like crap....

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Ms. Papaveraceae: "Hi, I'm a patient of Dr. Brain's, and I ran ...

Last week I received a letter from a research company, looking for "experts in a specific field." It asked if I could answer ...

  My kids have now passed one of the milestones of modern adolescence. The death of your first car. The boys aren't having much...

I'd just finished doing an EMG/NCV on a patient. Dr. Grumpy: "I hope that wasn't too bad." Mr. Needle: "Nah, it...