Doctor Grumpy in the House

This fellow was being handed out at the recent immunology meetings. Thank you, M!

Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, so I'll have Annie set up the MRI for you, and then..." Ms. Dixon: "What do you think it will show?&...

Seen in a chart:

Mary: "Hello, this is Mary from Dr. Grumpy's office. I wanted to confirm Mr. Lumbar's appointment tomorrow with Dr. Grumpy.&quo...

May 7, 1915 Today in history, in a factoid well known to school children, the R.M.S. Lusitania was sunk by a German submarine with ...

"I was in the ER last weekend for a seizure. They said my Dilantin level was 8. Or maybe it was 18, or 28. I don't know, it was a n...

Garlic, like a lot of old dogs, is covered with random lumps, bumps, and warts. This past weekend Craig was having a party (actually, Crai...

I was on call for the weekend, so Sunday night had the usual check-out call with Dr. Cortex: Dr. Cortex: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy:...

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have those labs done?" Mr. Siphonaptera: "Hell no. I walked out of the lab. They treated me like crap....

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Ms. Papaveraceae: "Hi, I'm a patient of Dr. Brain's, and I ran ...

Last week I received a letter from a research company, looking for "experts in a specific field." It asked if I could answer &qu...

  My kids have now passed one of the milestones of modern adolescence. The death of your first car. The boys aren't having much...

I'd just finished doing an EMG/NCV on a patient. Dr. Grumpy: "I hope that wasn't too bad." Mr. Needle: "Nah, it...