Ms. Dixon: "What do you think it will show?"
Dr. Grumpy: "It's hard to say. I don't think there's anything of alarm, but with your symptoms I'd like to make sure I'm not missing anything."
Ms. Dixon: "So you really aren't sure?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, that's why I want to get the test."
Ms. Dixon: "This is kind of disappointing. I thought you'd be able to tell me what it would show, that way I wouldn't need to have it in the first place."
It will show a big empty space where your brain should be.
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't she just hire someone else to take the test for her?
ReplyDeleteCome on doc, you have xray vision, dontcha?
ReplyDeleteI personally think that it's going to show conclusive proof that you were abducted by the alien mother ship and had tracking/monitoring implants placed through out your body.
ReplyDeleteI can't be 100% certain however, and that's why I want to have this test done.
The truth is out there and the government can't keep this a secret forever.
I mean, wouldn't we all like that?
ReplyDeletePaging Capt. John Yossarian
ReplyDeleteYou need to be able to drop brain tumor into your conversations with a face of resignation.
ReplyDeleteFirst rule of writing: show, don't tell.
ReplyDeleteI'm getting an idea why your are Dr Grumpy ;-)
ReplyDeleteBack in the. Day when CT brain imaging first arrived on the scene, I rember the request forms had a diagram of a brain on which you had to mark where you though the pathology was. In this case you would leave that part of the form blank,,,
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