A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
"I had no idea how hot those flashbulbs get."
"The worst part was the tripod."
At C5-6, I'm assuming...
If a baby can come out a woman's vagina, a 35 mm camera can go up the penis.
was it a large bulging dick?
"Now smile and say 'dickcheese!'"
"Smile, you're on Candiru Camera!"
"But just think about the dick pics I'll be able to send!"
"I feel like maybe the surveillance state is starting to go a little too far."
"But in my line of work, you have to give the people what they want, and right now 'Internal Money Shots' is the hottest category on Pornhub."
"I mean, honestly, how much does a new camera case cost?"
"I wish they'd at least inserted the telephoto lens lengthwise instead of crosswise."
"But you know what they say- the camera adds 10 pounds."
"I can't help thinking that there must be a simpler way to look at my tonsils."
"I photographed every course of my dinner at Alinea for my Instagram page, but it wasn't until I got home that I realized I'd forgotten to take a picture of the wine. Fortunately, there was still time."
I think that is a fair comment! Or is this another example of the neurologist urologist confusion?
Picture yourself in his position is there none among you with a single bone of compassion much too hard on him.
I have been laughing hysterically since I found your blog, Doc. I think I may have pulled a muscle.Seriously great stuff, I've gone back in time to start at your first post.Brilliant!
So wadda you think?
"I had no idea how hot those flashbulbs get."
ReplyDelete"The worst part was the tripod."
ReplyDeleteAt C5-6, I'm assuming...
ReplyDeleteIf a baby can come out a woman's vagina, a 35 mm camera can go up the penis.
ReplyDeletewas it a large bulging dick?
ReplyDelete"Now smile and say 'dickcheese!'"
ReplyDelete"Smile, you're on Candiru Camera!"
ReplyDelete"But just think about the dick pics I'll be able to send!"
ReplyDelete"I feel like maybe the surveillance state is starting to go a little too far."
ReplyDelete"But in my line of work, you have to give the people what they want, and right now 'Internal Money Shots' is the hottest category on Pornhub."
ReplyDelete"I mean, honestly, how much does a new camera case cost?"
ReplyDelete"I wish they'd at least inserted the telephoto lens lengthwise instead of crosswise."
ReplyDelete"But you know what they say- the camera adds 10 pounds."
ReplyDelete"I can't help thinking that there must be a simpler way to look at my tonsils."
ReplyDelete"I photographed every course of my dinner at Alinea for my Instagram page, but it wasn't until I got home that I realized I'd forgotten to take a picture of the wine. Fortunately, there was still time."
ReplyDeleteI think that is a fair comment! Or is this another example of the neurologist urologist confusion?
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeletePicture yourself in his position is there none among you with a single bone of compassion much too hard on him.
I have been laughing hysterically since I found your blog, Doc. I think I may have pulled a muscle.
ReplyDeleteSeriously great stuff, I've gone back in time to start at your first post.
Brilliant!