Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I'm Dr. Grumpy. Have a seat. So..." Mr. Query: "Just to make sure, you went to medical school?" ...

Apparently there's a new type of cancer out there: "Pink, some brown, reddish, too." Oddly specific time frames: ...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: HAWAII Unless yo...

His name was John. Granted, I never called him that. I always called him "doctor." Every residency program has one on staff. An ...

Time to hit the mail bag for stuff you guys have sent in. First, this picture pretty much speaks for itself: "You can park by t...

Mr. Snow: "Boy it's freezing out there." Dr. Grumpy: "Yeah, even just walking from my car to the elevator was bone-chil...

From around the planet, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape our world. DATELINE: LONDON, ENGLAND ...

Mr. Lung: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy (trying to wake up): "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Lung: "Hi, I'...

"Gee, how flattering, doc."

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Mycelium: "Hi, I have to cancel my appointment for this afternoon. I...

This brings the gift guide to a close, people, along with the year on the blog. I'm shutting down for 2 weeks and will be back on Januar...

Is the air in your house too dry? Do you enjoy old Japanese monster movies that feature Tokyo being destroyed? Are you wondering what the he...