Monday, January 29, 2018

Seen in the chart

Apparently there's a new type of cancer out there:


"Pink, some brown, reddish, too."



Oddly specific time frames:


"It's been such a long time, I think I should be going."



And, from the "you never know who you'll run into" files:



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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2018 at 4:59 AM

    Based on the second item, I'm pretty sure I had the patient as my waiter recently.

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  2. Andrew Lloyd WebberJanuary 29, 2018 at 5:20 AM

    What a great idea for a crossover musical- "Jesus and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcancer!" Maybe that'll make people finally forget about "Starlight Express!"

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2018 at 5:36 AM

    According to Pantone, this year's cancer color is Ultra Violet 18-3838.

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2018 at 7:38 AM

    The name of one my my favorite waiters at one of my favorite restaurants is Jesus. I always tell people I'm hanging out with Jesus when I have dinner there.

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  5. PackerJanuary 29, 2018 at 9:44 AM

    Pantone, color book, now there is an obscure reference. Anon 536 might we know who thou art ?

    I only know of it from a former life as printer's apprentice, how so you ?

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2018 at 10:51 AM

    That Jesus guy is really busy! We have 3 in our neighborhood alone. Really nice men who actually try to live up to their namesake.

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  7. Officer CynicalJanuary 29, 2018 at 10:57 AM

    Well, 254 hours IS more concise than 10.58333333333333333333333333333333 days.

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  8. ndenunzJanuary 29, 2018 at 12:09 PM

    It's comforting to know that even the Lord Almighty has to make a request for medical records. Do you think they require him to submit a proper HIPAA form?

    By the way, do you know God's fax number?

    Etcum Speeri 220.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2018 at 5:32 PM

    Pantone color books and color numbers are widely used in marketing, manufacturing, and a range of technical fields. Not limited to use in printing, though standard there. Any commercial color has a Pantone spec behind it (there may be exceptions, but they will be rare or from a tiny supplier). For example, even football jerseys have a Pantone spec. Anyone in a business that makes/sells/advertises anything with color will have had some exposure to Pantone. Amazon sells the color books and related items. (not Anon536, just a marketing guy)

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2018 at 7:08 AM

    Coincidentally, the patient was just subpoenaed 10 days ago.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2018 at 7:16 AM

    I think I preferred the old Crayola colors.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2018 at 9:37 AM

    My lord, I love your commenters.

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So wadda you think?