Doctor Grumpy in the House

This brings the gift guide to a close, people, along with the year on the blog. I'm shutting down for 2 weeks and will be back on Januar...

Is the air in your house too dry? Do you enjoy old Japanese monster movies that feature Tokyo being destroyed? Are you wondering what the he...

After you're in the grave, do you still want to be in the groove? The company Andvinyly can press your (or anyone's, or anything&...

Are you sick of people coming over to your place for a burger? Do you wish there was some way (short of poisoning) to convince them you real...

How many times have you said, or wanted to say, "I don't give a shit." ? Yeah, if you're anything like me, you've lo...

This is just too awesome not to put up as a gift suggestion. This delightfully cheery playset includes a narwhal, 4 tusks (which look...

This is an ad for the MS drug Rebif, to help patients learn how to handle flu-like symptoms, a common side-effect. One gets the impression...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape our world. DATELINE: FLORIDA Stephen T...

Your floors are dirty. You don't have time to clean. You try getting your teenagers to do it, but, lets' face it, they suck. If yo...

As the Earth's orbit once again brings December around, it's time for drumroll Dr. Grumpy's Gift Guide! So, without furt...

Clover, M.D. writes in: I had this interaction with a patient recently: Me: "How's your pain been?" Her: "Better, ...

Okay, time to hit the mail bag for stuff you guys have sent in. First is the poorly thought out name of this veterinary product: &quo...

Last run in 2011, an oldie but goodie. People often ask me "How do I find a good doctor?" That's a tough question, and...

Patient I saw for a stroke recently. The hospitalist's note used this nonsensical template. I understand what he's saying, but it su...