Friday, December 1, 2017

The Christmas Gift Guide, 2017!

As the Earth's orbit once again brings December around, it's time for


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Dr. Grumpy's Gift Guide!

So, without further comment, here we go!


What can you get your favorite alcoholic who thinks the germ theory is a passing fad?

How about this combination beer and wine holder toilet paper dispenser?




Now they don't have to awkwardly leave their liver toxin of choice at the dining table or on the bathroom counter. It can be immediately handy while using the facilities, letting them take a nip (or more) between wipes and helping to spread some horrible diarrheal illness amongst family and friends.

After all, the holiday are all about sharing.
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 1, 2017 at 8:10 AM

    I think the can of Miller Lite is what distresses me the most about this... no it's the whole thing... no it's the miller...see I just don't know what's more horrifying...

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  2. AnonymousDecember 1, 2017 at 11:06 AM

    I think the major concern should be that the toilet paper roll goes under instead of over.

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  3. was1December 1, 2017 at 11:34 AM

    what bothers me most about this is that somebody installed the toilet paper roll upside down.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 1, 2017 at 12:22 PM

    "Hold my beer."

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  5. AnonymousDecember 1, 2017 at 12:24 PM

    So now you can really do a side-by-side comparison of Miller Lite and piss water.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 1, 2017 at 12:26 PM

    Great! Now when I get drunk, I can puke into the toilet without having to worry about spilling my drink!

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  7. Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge VDecember 1, 2017 at 12:28 PM

    "No, you idiot! Charmin commercials are supposed to have BEARS!"

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So wadda you think?