The company Andvinyly can press your (or anyone's, or anything's) cremated ashes into a 33 rpm vinyl record!
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| "Mom? Is that you?" |
You can include a recording of your voice (threatening to haunt them forever if they scratch, warp, or donate you to a thrift store) or any favorite music. You can also have a pet turned into an album for those nights when you miss their barking, meowing, or repeatedly asking for a cracker.
Imagine the looks on their faces when they receive such a unique gift and wonder where the hell they're supposed to find a record player in 2017!
Ummm. Target sells record players. :)
ReplyDeleteMine would go platinum.
ReplyDeleteNo, just no!
ReplyDeleteWarped? I can imagine if it gets scratched and starts to skip.
ReplyDelete"And for a limited time only, you can get Roger Dean to design your own personal cover! Every time your loved ones roll a joint, they'll roll it on you!"
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought cocaine was God's way of saying you have too much money.
ReplyDeleteNow you can spend all eternity as "Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits!"
ReplyDeleteNow you can spend all eternity in a hipster shop in Williamsburg!
ReplyDeleteLOL...no thanks.
ReplyDeleteBut record players are in again.
..."unless otherwise specified, all records come standard with Adele's 'hello from the other side'"
ReplyDeleteI want to record ultrasonic sounds on mine, so any time someone plays me all the dogs in the neighborhood start barking!
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ReplyDeleteArtisinal record players for sale