Doctor Grumpy in the House

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Lisa: "Hi, this, is Lisa, referral person for Deathtrap HMO." Annie...

Seen in a chart: Thank you, C!

It's Saturday afternoon. As I'm heading home from the hospital, Mrs. Grumpy texts me to get some tomatoes at the grocers and to pick...

We're still dragging kids around (and vice versa).

Heading out for our big trip of the summer. 3 kids, lots of relatives, and our credit cards. See you in a few weeks!

Back in residency, I occasionally had to round with Dr. Levodopa on weekends. Dr. Levodopa, in a field of pathological personalities, had ...

Seen in a chart. Apparently, death is a diagnosis, and it has a 100% chance of running in families.

Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters, bringing you the stories that shape your world. Dateline: Shanghai, China. A flight from Shan...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Woof: "I need to get into Dr. Grumpy right away! I was bitten by a dog,...

Seen in a chart: "Well, that's not so big, works out to only 563 meters."

Mrs. Pesce: "That's not the same fish you had at my last visit, is it? I thought it was a different color." Dr. Grumpy: &quo...

These are the kinds of warnings that modern, technologically advanced, highly sophisticated computer prescribing systems give us dumb ol'...

Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters continue to bring you the stories that shape your world. The summer amusement park season is upon...

Dr. Grumpy is no stranger to not-particularly-worthwhile research, having published some myself . I get it. You didn't want to do it, ...