Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Friday, March 31, 2017

Check, please

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This weekend Craig is hosting a murder-mystery party for his friends, with crimes he's writing himself. Last night we stopped for a bi...
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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Publishing

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Dear Cureus, Thank you for your recent email. I must say, I'm delighted that you enjoyed my article "," which was pub...
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Monday, March 27, 2017

Osteichthyes

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Mrs. Gourami: "What's your fish's name?" Dr. Grumpy: "Ed." Mrs. Gourami: "And he just stays over there?...
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Sunday, March 19, 2017

On the road again

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Taking a week off for the kids Spring Break. See you next week!
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Friday, March 17, 2017

"Don't eat or drink out of it, either."

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Seen in a hospital bathroom: Thank you, Rachel!
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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Parenting

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Last night was the twins' indoor marching band show, combined with a school dance recital. We took my Grumpymobile (a used 2007 Toyota...
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Monday, March 13, 2017

Guessing games

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This referral came over the fax machine last week:
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Thursday, March 9, 2017

Mary's desk

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Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Osseous: "I have a skin tag on my forehead, and need to have it removed...
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Monday, March 6, 2017

Marketing

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My reader Tom writes that a friend of his recently had a vasectomy at a place called, I swear, Dr. Snip. What really makes the whole thing...
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Friday, March 3, 2017

Seen in a chart

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Wednesday, March 1, 2017

My readers write

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From Dr. Max Alt... In the late 1990's I worked for Ginormous Neurology, Inc. GNI was a group of 30-40 neurologists carefully select...
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Friday, February 24, 2017

Breaking news

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From around the world, Dr. Grumpy brings you the stories that impact your lives. DATELINE: New Brunswick. Two men were arrested for goi...
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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Attention span

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I do online marketing surveys for $ here and there. Most docs do. These people obviously want to make sure you're paying attention, so...
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Monday, February 20, 2017

Memories...

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One of the other residents I trained with (a long time ago, in a hospital far, far, away) was Dr. Tree. He was argumentative and irritating ...
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