Monday, March 27, 2017

Osteichthyes

Mrs. Gourami: "What's your fish's name?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Ed."

Mrs. Gourami: "And he just stays over there?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Yep."

Mrs. Gourami: "That really bothers me. I mean, for him to be in there all the time. You'd think he'd want you to take him out of the water for a walk or something."

Dr. Grumpy: "Uh..."

Mrs. Gourami: "It just doesn't seem fair to me, like animal cruelty."
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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 27, 2017 at 10:30 AM

    Obviously there is a reason this woman is seeing a neurologist!

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  2. bobbieMarch 27, 2017 at 12:23 PM

    Yeah, doctor ~ take your damn fish out for a walk!!!

    Good grief...

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  3. Ms. DonnaMarch 27, 2017 at 1:13 PM

    Let's ask Ed what he thinks!

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  4. AnonymousMarch 27, 2017 at 1:21 PM

    Yikes. Hope you didn't tell her that this isn't your first Ed...

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  5. Loren PechtelMarch 27, 2017 at 5:08 PM

    Let the fish go for it's own walk:

    http://geekologie.com/2017/01/fish-can-drive-its-aquarium-around-by-sw.php

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  6. AnonymousMarch 27, 2017 at 6:03 PM

    It's tricky to put the leash on him.

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  7. Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge VMarch 27, 2017 at 9:46 PM

    "I must say, you're being very insensitive. Piscine agoraphobia is no laughing matter."

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  8. AnonymousMarch 27, 2017 at 9:49 PM

    "What can I do- a restraining order is a restraining order."

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  9. AnonymousMarch 27, 2017 at 9:50 PM

    "He just got back from his daily hike ten minutes before you arrived."

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  10. AnonymousMarch 27, 2017 at 9:51 PM

    "At least his tank doesn't have any sharp devices that can cause injury. Not like his last one."

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  11. MooseMarch 27, 2017 at 11:27 PM

    "Sit, Cinnamon! I said sit! BAD FISH!"

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  12. MeMarch 28, 2017 at 10:55 AM

    Perhaps she needs a referral to a psychiatrist?

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  13. staceyMarch 28, 2017 at 4:08 PM

    Are you sure his name isn't Klaus?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Ji3Skx3Zo

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  14. AnonymousMarch 28, 2017 at 10:21 PM

    I wonder where that fish has gone!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGBZnfB46es

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  15. gloriapMarch 28, 2017 at 11:35 PM

    Good luck, Dr. G. It's almost impossible to fix stupid.

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  16. BonnieApril 1, 2017 at 2:42 PM

    I really hope she was joking!

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  17. UnknownApril 3, 2017 at 11:07 AM

    oh, another of the concrete thinkers of the world has arrived in Dr G's office...keep the explanations and instructions very simple..lest the sainted Mary of the Front Desk be troubled by Mrs. Gourami.

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So wadda you think?