Doctor Grumpy in the House

Recently I had to go to a research meeting. While setting it up, they emailed me the following list of diets to choose from: I want...

I faxed in a script for Depakote 500mg yesterday, and a few minutes later received this back: The strength seems to be stated pretty...

What was your worst date? I'm sure you remember it. If you don't, you haven't had it... yet. We all have one. Where the pers...

Seen in charts:   - Thank you, T!   - Thank you, M!

Okay, time to put up some pics you guys have sent in. Here's a food stand in Israel, whose owner is trying to figure out why English...

Clerk: "Emergency room, this is Kim." Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Clerk: "Please hold f...

Cleaning out a drawer, I found a late 80's list of songs my medical school roommate ( Enzyme ) and I wrote down for a year-end party. Th...

  Last night I took the kids to a Grumpyville Puck-Offs hockey game. At some point Craig declared he was hungry, so we went to the snack...

Keeping you up to date on the stories that shape your world, Dr. Grumpy's crack reporters bring you these news flashes: DATELINE: CAL...

Dr. Grumpy: "When did this start?" Mr. Son: "Around 2:30. She suddenly slumped over to her right, and couldn't talk.&qu...

We interrupt this vacation to welcome 2 new characters to the pages of Dr. Grumpy: Garlic and Onion!       These are a pair ...

Craig decided to make cookies this weekend. They were a little, um, difficult , to get off the baking sheet: Does anyone else think th...

With the end of the year coming, we all know what that means: hanging out with friends, eating enormous amounts of food, and watching footba...

Home decor is such a personal issue. Taste is variable, and what one person likes may be hideous to another. Fortunately, some things are ...