Monday, January 30, 2017

Diet options

Recently I had to go to a research meeting.

While setting it up, they emailed me the following list of diets to choose from:




I wanted to do a mix & match, just to see what they brought me.
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25 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2017 at 5:53 AM

    So what DID they bring you?

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  2. Common Household MomJanuary 30, 2017 at 6:33 AM

    Where is the choice for "eats no mayonnaise"?

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  3. PackerJanuary 30, 2017 at 9:51 AM

    Two all beef patties, special sauce on sesame seed bun....

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  4. PowersJanuary 30, 2017 at 10:15 AM

    What if I want to have nothing but chicken nuggets and fries every night of the conference?

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  5. ndenunzJanuary 30, 2017 at 12:03 PM

    I'm glad Ron Swanson didn't see this list. He'd have had a conniption.

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  6. UnknownJanuary 30, 2017 at 12:34 PM

    Good choices. Which ones are artisanal?

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  7. JonoJanuary 30, 2017 at 12:49 PM

    Just coffee for me, thanks.

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  8. MooseJanuary 30, 2017 at 12:57 PM

    vegetarian, lacto-ovo, eats fish:

    Technically, IIRC, that's called "pescetarian" but I knew people (who ate that way) who called it "vegequarium."

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2017 at 1:55 PM

    The mix & match would have starved you out. There would have been an emergency run to the local Taco Bell.

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2017 at 2:48 PM

    At a CME meeting in the multicultural UK, lunch is typically a buffet, with labels as to the ingredients. I cant remember the last time I saw and pork derived foods at such a lunch..

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2017 at 4:39 PM

    Anyone who eats off this menu will by default not survive the coming apocalypse (with or without zombies)

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  12. A. MarieJanuary 30, 2017 at 5:48 PM

    As usual, I'm too busy laughing stuff out my nose to make any coherent remarks--except for thanks to the good Doc and all the previous commenters for brightening an otherwise pretty dark day.

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  13. JohnJanuary 30, 2017 at 6:05 PM

    Packer, you forgot the lettuce and cheese!

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2017 at 6:22 PM

    Diet Coke and tomatoes

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  15. Theresa B (of Nebulopathy)January 30, 2017 at 11:23 PM

    Dang, you guys get all the fancy choices! I usually have to just find the "vegetarian" option and pick out all the pieces of chicken.

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  16. UnknownJanuary 31, 2017 at 1:27 AM

    So, no inorganic food? How rude.

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  17. PackerJanuary 31, 2017 at 10:20 AM

    @ John, did not forget, didn't want the ear worm, now you gave it to me. da di da,da did da, di da on a sesame seed bun. Aw crap, now good for the rest of the day..

    Join me.

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  18. MageJanuary 31, 2017 at 4:54 PM

    I'm laughing.

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  19. staceyJanuary 31, 2017 at 5:00 PM

    The first world has so many tedious problems.

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  20. The Bus DriverFebruary 1, 2017 at 12:20 AM

    They'd serve you this:

    http://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/about-to-eat-my-vegan-gluten-free-soy-free-raw-non-gmo-organic-fat-free-low-carb-dinner-ice-cubes.jpg

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  21. BonnieFebruary 1, 2017 at 1:50 PM

    I'm so hurt - they didn't include my low carb diabetes diet. What do they have against diabetics? ;)

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  22. JenetikittyFebruary 2, 2017 at 3:56 AM

    Hahaha, Bonnie. I was actually going to complain about the lack of low-carb diabetic options, too. :)

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  23. LFebruary 2, 2017 at 2:58 PM

    "I'm a pesca-pescatarian. I only eat fish who eat other fish."

    I've been waiting for the perfect opportunity to use this line from Silicon Valley, and am jealous of your chance there.

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  24. gloriapFebruary 3, 2017 at 12:15 AM


    They missed one:

    Starving--will eat off the floor

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  25. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2017 at 6:48 PM

    Snark aside, I actually appreciate seeing all the options! It's frustrating to attend a conference where the only vegetarian option is a salad of iceberg lettuce.

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So wadda you think?