Doctor Grumpy in the House

Craig had to make a quiz for the younger Boy Scouts, and tested it out on his sister. Since they aren't in the same literature classes...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Sequel: "This is Mrs. Sequel, I need to make a follow-up appointment wi...

During election season it's easy to forget that their are other major news stories going on. So, as a public service, I'm taking a b...

Time to hit the mailbag for more bullshit "artisanal" crap you guys have sent in. Here's an offer for an artisanal vacatio...

Seen in a hospital chart:

Rikki Foneysmile: "So, Dr. Grumpy, please remember Locraft for all your patients with Phingluie-Maglawnaf Syndrome." Dr. Grumpy:...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Pill: "I need a refill on my Plortchzap." Annie: "Sure......

Recently I went to a research meeting in another city. The guy next to me was watching a movie on his iPad. About halfway through the fl...

"It hurts like, um, doc, you know what it feels like when you're out hiking barefoot and you accidentally step on some rusty barbed...

My reader Liz was doing some continuing education in ethics, when she saw this example of how a typo can change things: Thank you, Liz!

Monday Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Dr. Cowboy: "Hi, this is Dr. Cowboy down the street. I have a guy, ...

Seen in a chart:

Dr. Grumpy: "How are you doing? That was a pretty bad concussion." Mr. Cantu: "I'm not myself at all." Dr. Grump...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Voice: "Hello, I'm calling from Major Illness Insurance to verify your o...