Aw...that's lazy. I always chart the vitals (proof you're alive) then I'd make sure someone got a definitive sighting of the discharged patient making it into the car and puts on the seatbelt.
No way is some litigious character gonna say, "I fell" in the parking lot if I have anything to do with it.
Well, it beats the alternative; "Discharged to morgue."
ReplyDeleteBetter than yellow with foul odor.
ReplyDeleteLooking on the bright side?
ReplyDeleteYes... yes indeed
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkrUG3OrPc
Get him outta here quick.
ReplyDeleteSuccinct. But lacking in detail. The Russian judge gives is a 5.2
ReplyDeleteSome alien slime monster leaking from a wound?
ReplyDeleteWell, technically, "undead..."
ReplyDeleteBest way to go home from the hospital!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEMppUw6Fro
ReplyDeleteAbout time someone finally let me out of that fucking box. Why did it take so fucking long, anyway?
ReplyDeleteQA will flag this record - patient at high risk of readmission to ER within 30 days and that will cost us money.
ReplyDeleteWritten by a surgeon perhaps
ReplyDeletelife is frittered away in the details
ReplyDelete"Anything he still cannot cope with is now your problem."
ReplyDeleteSounds like his sense of humor was was dangerously close to changing that status from the doc.
ReplyDeleteAw...that's lazy. I always chart the vitals (proof you're alive) then I'd make sure someone got a definitive sighting of the discharged patient making it into the car and puts on the seatbelt.
ReplyDeleteNo way is some litigious character gonna say, "I fell" in the parking lot if I have anything to do with it.