The guy next to me was watching a movie on his iPad.
About halfway through the flight, he dug into his backpack and pulled out a bunch of yellow Splenda packets.
And proceeded to tear them open and pour the contents in his mouth, one by one.
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| "Thanks, but I brought my own lunch." |
I guess he's on a low-carb diet.
ReplyDeleteHe thought it was diet coke.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaezNf5CKHg
ReplyDeleteNot to be a total smart ass know it all, but I can't change me.
There is a well documented Splenda Addiction. I came across it when representing persons with a variety of mental illnesses and the mother of one of them explained it. I thought she was kidding, but no.
Google a simple Splenda Addiction. I was astounded, cause I think I would elect to be addicted to something else
Well there's people out there who are addicted to inhaling spray paint, so it seems plausible to.me.
DeleteBetter eating through chemistry.
ReplyDeleteOccurs when a person has a sweet tooth and wears dentures.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wondered how my kids were gonna turn out when they grew up....
ReplyDeleteHey, maybe, just maybe he's using packets so he can cut back bit by bit, like any other addiction cut-back method, 'cuz I'd have hated to see him take the 2 oz container and dump it in his fizzy water.
ReplyDeleteEw, just ew..
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