Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Your attention please

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The chronicles of what happened during the Grumpy Family 2015 Summer Vacation will begin on Monday. The 1983 model Wagon Queen Family Tr...
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Partial-Onset Seizures

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Wanted: New acronym.
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Thursday, September 17, 2015

Politics

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John Oliver's take on what is currently the best sex scandal in America... is too good not to share. The story is so bizarre, it prove...
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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Tuesday morning

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Dr. Grumpy: "Any other questions?" Ms. Calcium: "Yeah, why do drugs for Gkar-Londo Syndrome cost so much?" Dr. Grump...
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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Pop quiz

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Okay, medical and pharmacy students. Get out your #2 pencils and tell me what's wrong with this medication list from an internist: ...
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Monday, September 14, 2015

Hungry? Bow bow bow...

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At Local Hospital, about 30 minutes before mealtime, someone from "Dietary Services" (previously known as the cafeteria) walks...
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Thursday, September 10, 2015

Thank you

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He's also a doctor. Retired, but still relatively young. He came to me for back pain, which sounded like fairly benign stuff. But when...
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Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Texts you don't want from your teenage daughter

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Earlier this summer, a pregnant rabbit decided to raise her young in our backyard. This was a really terrible idea, as Mello is, by nature...
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Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Casual Friday

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With it being a holiday weekend and the de facto end of summer... me, Pissy, and our staffs decided to all wear Hawaiian shirts last Frid...
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Monday, September 7, 2015

It's a holiday, here's a video

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Thank you, Tab!
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Friday, September 4, 2015

Rimshot

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Mrs. Osteo: "I take a daily calcium supplement." Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take vitamin D, too?" Mrs. Osteo: "No, it...
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Thursday, September 3, 2015

Skool nerse memories

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This is Mrs. Grumpy. Many years ago Local Hospital built a new wing, which had quite a few delays (the main one being that about 1/3 of th...
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Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Mary's desk

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Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Robichaux: "Hello. I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." ...
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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Nice try

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I'm at the nursing station, writing a note. A nurse comes over. Nurse: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy. A family member for room 8 is on the lin...
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