Friday, September 4, 2015

Rimshot

Mrs. Osteo: "I take a daily calcium supplement."

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you take vitamin D, too?"

Mrs. Osteo: "No, it's vitamin D3."


Say it aloud if it doesn't make sense.
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10 comments:

  1. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2015 at 8:13 AM

    That sounds more like a genuinely innocent reply rather than a smart aleck remark, since vitamin D2 is the prescription strength type.

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  2. Grumpy, M.D.September 4, 2015 at 8:54 AM

    Oh, I agree it wasn't intentional, but as soon as she said it, we both began giggling. Just a "Who's on first?" moment.

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  3. MockingbirdSeptember 4, 2015 at 10:05 AM

    I take Vitamin DI. It makes me as tough as a Drill Instructor. Also, it's artisanal.

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  4. MooseSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:24 PM

    I take vitamin R2-D2. It's full of iron.

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  5. bobbieSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:26 PM

    Good one, Moose!!

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:51 PM

    I take prescription vitamin D2 PO & a prescription strength compounded cream which is D3! My vitamin D is really low (9.8 w/ normal being 30-100) so I'm on an obnoxious weekly dose. Hopefully, I'll start absorbing it one route or another.

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2015 at 12:54 PM

    Duh, I got it now. Maybe I should really mess w/ some ole fool and say, "I take Vitamin D5!"

    Happy Labor Day!

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  8. staceySeptember 4, 2015 at 12:56 PM

    I knew a urologist with a custom license plate that read: Nopcme

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 4, 2015 at 1:44 PM

    Yeah, I didn't get it until I said it allowed. (sorry 'bout that)

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  10. a.generic docSeptember 5, 2015 at 9:43 AM

    She could have been happy to say she took the low dose form, Vitamin D-lite.

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So wadda you think?