Doctor Grumpy in the House

Taking a week off to visit relatives. Will be back next week, sometime.

Seen at Wal-Mart: "Boy, that was a clumsy Mohel." Thank you, Dave! Sorry for the lack of inspired writing recently, ki...

Mr. Rerun: "I had another migraine yesterday." Dr.  Grumpy: "Did the medication help?" Mr. Rerun: "I didn't...

Whatever that is...  I don't want it.  

Mrs. Complain, I'm sorry You don't like our lobby magazine selection. Maybe you should hang out at this doc's office instead: ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Angry: "Hi, I need to make an appointment to see Dr. Grumpy." Mar...

"Did you see her? She looks at least 3-4 weeks pregnant."

Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, these headaches you've recently had sound like migraines. I'm not convinced they're from a sports concuss...

I get out of my car and walk down the driveway to the mailbox. As I'm glancing through the usual pile of bills & junk there, I hear ...

Lady Ophelia: "The headaches keep getting worse. I think I need that scan, Magnetic Renaissance Imaging." Doctor Grump...

In another doc's hospital note: Honestly, if you're typing such horseshit as a standard part of every note , you're full of...

Thank you, Tab!

"Who's the U-Boat Commander?" As part of a mid-life crisis a few years back, Dr. Pissy bought a Porsche. This is not an u...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Amyloid: "Hi, I just saw a TV commercial for Noforget, and want to ta...