Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Medieval whatever



Lady Ophelia: "The headaches keep getting worse. I think I need that scan, Magnetic Renaissance Imaging."

Doctor Grumpy: "It's actually Magnetic Resonance Imaging, or MRI."

Lady Ophelia: "Whatever."


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15 comments:

  1. Aunt MurryJune 16, 2015 at 8:56 AM

    I do love a good Monty Python reference no matter how thinly veiled.

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  2. TeughcatsJune 16, 2015 at 9:00 AM

    Run away! Run away! (sound of coconuts clapping together)...

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  3. Michelangelo BuonarrotiJune 16, 2015 at 10:52 AM

    Do you have any idea how many of those little colored refrigerator magnets it took for me to make that picture on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

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  4. Leonardo da VinciJune 16, 2015 at 11:40 AM

    I've just been commissioned to make a mural of "The Last Supper" in Milan, and I have a great idea. Instead of using the standard fresco technique of painting on wet plaster, I'm going to do the whole thing on a Magna Doodle. What could possibly go wrong?

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  5. Raffaello SanzioJune 16, 2015 at 11:47 AM

    I get a LOT of chicks, and it's all due to my natural animal magnetism.

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  6. ndenunzJune 16, 2015 at 12:09 PM

    I would fart in her general direction.

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  7. clairesmumJune 16, 2015 at 12:18 PM

    Is that the scan that shows unicorns?

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  8. Ms. DonnaJune 16, 2015 at 12:37 PM

    The knights just say, "Ni."

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  9. PackerJune 16, 2015 at 4:04 PM

    Those would be the Knights of the Pedant Gathering.

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  10. AnonymousJune 16, 2015 at 6:17 PM

    Y'know, when I was a student, and didn't have the empathy thing down pat, I could feel giggles rising to the surface whenever I listened to the patients dolefully pronounce their list-o-meds as I 'practiced' taking medication histories. Was I bad pharmacy student? Maybe, it was a nervous response to the situation at hand. Or, maybe it was mental pictures of medieval knights in shining armour.

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  11. AnonymousJune 16, 2015 at 6:59 PM

    Nobody expects the Magnetic Renaissance Imaging!!!

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  12. AnonymousJune 16, 2015 at 10:11 PM

    If you use the machine that goes "Bing", can you charge Medicaid extra?

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  13. staceyJune 17, 2015 at 2:04 PM

    What is the velocity of...........

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  14. AnonymousJune 20, 2015 at 9:27 AM

    MRI: Magic Renaissance Imaging? With pure rare ingredients, skin from a fat man hung during winter solstice, black charcoal from a heretic burnt at the stake and the finger of a deceased baby found eaten by wild pig as a brush. Sorry, I haven't taken my meds yet :-)

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  15. AnonymousJune 22, 2015 at 12:35 AM

    It's a shame Magic Renaissance Imaging doesn't exist. I would totally be down to try it.

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So wadda you think?