Thursday, June 18, 2015

Meow

Dr. Grumpy: "Sir, these headaches you've recently had sound like migraines. I'm not convinced they're from a sports concussion 15 years ago."

Mr. Macho: "Of course they're related. It's post-concussion syndrome! You see it on the news everyday. I didn't have headaches before my concussion."

Dr. Grumpy: "But your concussion was 15 years ago, and your migraines started in the last 6 months."

Mr. Macho: "Stop saying they're migraines! I don't have migraines! Migraines are for women!"

Dr. Grumpy: "That's not true, sir. Guys get migraines, too. I have migraines."

Mr. Macho: "Then you're a pussy!"

(walks out of my office)
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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 18, 2015 at 10:02 AM

    They're SPORTS migraines.

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  2. JonoJune 18, 2015 at 10:18 AM

    Just wait till you get your period!

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  3. AnonymousJune 18, 2015 at 10:26 AM

    Crime, jury, judge and all. You have the case all wrapped up, and it's all based on several television advertisements. You should be so lucky that he doesn't have satellite.

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  4. ndenunzJune 18, 2015 at 12:02 PM

    Send the discharge letter now before he has time to come back and disrespect you again.

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  5. bobbieJune 18, 2015 at 12:46 PM

    Good riddance!

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  6. bunkywiseJune 18, 2015 at 1:18 PM

    Have people always been this stupid? Or is it because nice folks like Dr. G have devoted their lives to sharing Stupid Stories with us?

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  7. AnonymousJune 18, 2015 at 3:00 PM

    Have your billing person send him a coupon for Motrin and a complementary box of Tampons with his billing statement.

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  8. Jive Talkin ToolJune 18, 2015 at 3:34 PM

    Hey...awesome: Dr. Pussy and Dr. Pissy.

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  9. lbparkerJune 18, 2015 at 4:37 PM

    You dodged a bullet there, Doctor G.

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  10. Just MeJune 18, 2015 at 4:50 PM

    I think his migraines are due to the uber-high dosage of testosterone he's been taking to prove his man-hood.

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  11. GingerJune 18, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    So were you his 4th second opinion or his 5th?

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  12. AnonymousJune 18, 2015 at 11:14 PM

    I wish my migraines would just up and walk out of my life. You dodged one Dr. G.

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  13. BrianJune 19, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    I seriously do not get the abuse I read about here from patients. Incomprehensible. I want my doctors to help me and being mean, rude, and/or discourteous seems like it could be detrimental to the relationship. I want them happy to see me (but unhappy they HAVE to see me).

    Perhaps it is a new class of headache. Transitional Intelligence Anemia Cerebral syndrome (TIACS). Causes: Transition of healthy pink brain tissue to a greyish color due to lack of utilization or improper use.

    Symptoms: Asshole-dom, Douchebaggery, and occasional displays of "Hopeful litigant excuse seeking wimp syndrome"

    As someone who gets Migraines (in clusters even) I would have sympathy for him except his voluntary TIACS.

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  14. Struck by a TurtleJune 19, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    ^ anonymous 10:02

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  15. MalJune 20, 2015 at 1:36 PM

    Tell him they're MAN-graines.

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  16. ZedJune 20, 2015 at 8:39 PM

    This made me laugh.
    Some of the things patients come out with...

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  17. PackerJune 22, 2015 at 10:42 AM

    That gave me a headache . Big time.

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  18. AnonymousJune 23, 2015 at 3:13 PM

    I think we've identified the source of Dr Grumpy's migraines.

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  19. Mark p.s.2June 25, 2015 at 12:05 PM

    LOL!

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  20. MarniJune 26, 2015 at 12:40 PM

    Now we know why you get migraines.

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  21. Justa DudeJuly 22, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    If it werent subject to statutes of limitations I think we would all think the same thing regarding his motivation to get the label he wants. But otherwise his agenda escapes me.

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So wadda you think?