Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?" Mr. Fleming: "I can only take penicillin to use as an antibiotic. If I t...

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Chromatic: "I need refills on my Skizadrine." Annie: "Oka...

These people are: A. The way people usually look when told they need to see me. B. Americans watching soccer. C. Waiting for cro...

Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?" Mr. Scrum: "I'm having memory problems that keep getting worse. I'm concer...

Dr. Grumpy: "Then, in room 834, is a 71 year old lady who came in yesterday with left-sided weakness. I put her on Strokebegone and ord...

These were the lenses I got Frank. I love the back of the box:

My wife and I are beyond the stage of trying to do something pricey for Valentine's Day, and figured we'd just grab dinner at a smal...

Every few years my hospital requires its staff, including doctors, to take "sensitivity training." This is to make us learn from a...

This message was left on Annie's voicemail yesterday during lunch. "Hello, this is Michael from CareLess Insurance, calling abou...

This is Mrs. Grumpy. I think these newfangled SMART Boards the school has are great. So much neater and easier then the black boards and c...

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for some pics you guys have sent in. First, there's this great letter which somehow brings together tho...

A few weeks ago, the paper towel dispenser in the doctors' lounge bathroom broke. Now, we're not talking broke as in "crank c...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you taking the new medication on schedule?" Mrs. Bidtid: "Yes, three times a day, just like the bott...

Like many other iPhone owners, Mrs. Grumpy has been having Bluetooth problems since the introduction of iOS 8. I personally haven't bee...