First, there's this great letter which somehow brings together those 2 sadly inevitable parts of life: death and (even more frightening) having to go to Walmart:
Next is this great memory from World War I, or World War II, or some war, somewhere
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| "Do pick-ups include my Chevy truck?" |
Here we have a coat hanger, featuring an important safety tip:
Next is an Amazon ad for a tri-wing screwdriver to repair Nintendos. Though, from the picture, only the "screw" part is accurate.
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| "Well, it does say 'hand tools'. |
And... I guess we're done.
Loose lips sink ships.
ReplyDeleteUsed to live in an area that had many people who had emigrated from Quebec, and their descendants. One of the biggest funeral homes was a business called "French and Rising Funerals". Really.
ReplyDeleteThe ancient Egyptians used to bury their dead with all the stuff they'd need for the afterlife, but now you can save the effort and just give them a Walmart gift card! No matter what circle of Hell your loved ones have been sent to, there's a conveniently located Walmart.
ReplyDeleteI didn't see these until Monday and between this and the Nurse Grumpy post, I may make it through the day. Thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteLove the "open without delay" on the death card. Do they know something that I don't?
ReplyDeleteI can't get over the hanger warning with the picture of what I'm assuming is supposed to be the hanger inside of someone. Whole.
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