Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Today's quiz

These people are:




A. The way people usually look when told they need to see me.

B. Americans watching soccer.

C. Waiting for cronuts.

D. Iowans preparing for the 2016 election cycle.

E. KISS without their make-up.

F. The Village People - 2015.

G: Uber drivers.

H: Taxidermied.

I: Folks you can meet with Tinder.

J: All currently in my waiting room, and sick of reading People.

K. In a drug company ad for a stimulant.


 - Thank you, Brick Man!
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26 comments:

  1. cliffintokyoFebruary 25, 2015 at 8:11 AM

    Brilliant! All!
    You should be writing scripts for Monty Python!

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  2. bunkywiseFebruary 25, 2015 at 8:57 AM

    I'm surprised I wasn't contacted to model for that ad!

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  3. MooseFebruary 25, 2015 at 9:35 AM

    L: All of the above

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  4. Officer CynicalFebruary 25, 2015 at 9:45 AM

    L. Listening to me tell them what their ticket for parking in a "Handicapped Only" space will cost.

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  5. PackerFebruary 25, 2015 at 9:54 AM

    The Nielsen Ratings Group

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:06 AM

    Modeling Eileen Fisher's new line of professional wear in drab earth tones.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:11 AM

    The main characters' new love interests in this season of "Girls."

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:13 AM

    It's day three, and the annual "Who Can Hold an Egg in their Buttocks for the Longest Time?" is down to the final four...

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:15 AM

    Fisher-Price's new, more lifelike line of "Little People."

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:17 AM

    The other guests at that dinner party your significant other dragged you to.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:18 AM

    New Yorkers who've gotten blasé about watching yet another confrontation between superheroes and supervillains play out in their streets.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:22 AM

    The entire audience at the Men Without Hats reunion concert.

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:25 AM

    The options on America's new favorite game show, "Guess Who Farted?"

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  14. The Condign GentlemanFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:31 AM

    The world's least successful street gang.

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 11:35 AM

    Just a few of the quaint and charming locals you'll meet on a Viking River Cruise!

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  16. bobbieFebruary 25, 2015 at 12:33 PM

    I'm with Moose... though I expect K is the other reality.

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  17. David BeckhamFebruary 25, 2015 at 12:54 PM

    Definitely "B." Trust me on this one.

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  18. tbunniFebruary 25, 2015 at 1:02 PM

    All of the above, plus all of the comments. Dr. Grumpy, you have the smartest readers around!

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  19. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 1:46 PM

    Playable character classes in the latest expansion to "World of Warcraft."

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 1:55 PM

    Expressing their uncontained enthusiasm about this year's Oscars.

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    Auditioning to be Cheap Trick's new drummer.

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2015 at 3:26 PM

    Kids who've finally reached the front of the line for "Radiator Springs Racers" after 30 years.

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  23. Mrs. WidgetFebruary 25, 2015 at 8:53 PM

    I swear the on in the hardhat looks like Patient Zero from SyFi Z Nation.

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  24. MageFebruary 25, 2015 at 10:27 PM

    Thanks for the laugh.

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  25. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2015 at 11:02 AM

    That patient for which I just described the side-effects of their new wonder drug prescription. (I had been debating whether to mention it out loud, or simply refer them to page 3 of the patient package insert.)

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  26. RehabRNMarch 1, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    Yes, K = they're all the stimulant people!

    What prize is there...ritalin? LOL.

    I love how drug ads are getting "real". They look like real zombies to me.

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So wadda you think?