Doctor Grumpy in the House

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for images you guys have sent in. First, we have this delectable name for an alcoholic beverage: If yo...

"I get blurry vision when I watch TV. But only channel 7."

Recently, the Cefaly gadget was introduced. It's an electrical headband being promoted to treat migraines. I'm not here to knock o...

Annie: "Hey, Mr. Memory just called. Says he's still waiting for his Aricept refill?" Dr. Grumpy: "Really? I thought I ...

Eric Last week Mrs. Grumpy bought a big jar of honey. Yesterday morning we discovered one of the kids had put it in the freezer for...

Doris Miller was born in Waco, Texas, the 3rd of 4 boys. He worked on his father's farm until he was 19, when he joined the navy. ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Time: "I need to make an appointment for Monday, May 26th." Mary...

This is Mrs. Grumpy. Now, I want to start by saying I'm glad no one was even slightly injured during yesterday's events, but I thi...

Hazards of misspelling "fasciitis:"

Dr. Grumpy: "What's the pain like?" Mrs. Bun: "It's stabbing, aching, burning, stabbing, throbbing, stabbing, itchi...

Those of you who've met Mary and Annie know my staff is pretty awesome. But, due to some recent confusion, I'd like to point out wha...

Dr. Coogie writes in: Last night I got called down to ER to admit a guy for syncope. Dr. Coogie: "What happened?" Mr. DUI: ...

With the school year winding down, the twins are off to Wingnut Elementary's end-of-year school music camp, to spend 4 days in the cool ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Cell: "I've tried calling your office 5 times today, and the calls k...